What's today? I took a week off from work like 10 days ago.
Well NO WONDER these idiots caught covid! I wasnt there wiping everything down every hour! No one cleans like I do! The "safety squad" people wear gloves, masks, face shields & wipe things down but only for themselves.
//I// wipe down everything for everyone.
I stop covid. That's my story & I'm sticking with it. Nevermind the big outbreak raging outside the doors. Nope - me. Beware my peroxide, ye teeny death bombs! I b thy reaper!
Wait! No! Dont beware it! Come, bathe in the refreashing yellow liquid...of your doom!