Meanwhile, back at the lair...
GIANT PHOTO DUMP
What is this? Apple blossom hydrangea?
Now that I am looking for them, I am noticing the guardians and mascots people put outside their doors. Most of which raise questions. What sort of defence do you get from gazing balls? Some sort of Tesla effect? Flamingo flocks are popular but why only a single duck or chicken? O.o
What is greeting or guarding at your door?
A wreath? Knocker?
Do you have a mat?