alton_lust (alton_lust) wrote,
alton_lust
alton_lust

What is smexy?

THIS is now dead-on sexy to me now.


He seems like a very nice, kind, gentle man.


And I want to throw him down and WRECK him


Of course, he is 77 now. It wouldnt take much.
Yet it has been over 20 years since I threw anyone down so...it is a toss up on which would get wrecked? And if I could even throw anyone down cuz I aint no spring chick, chick.

But I think about it. Doing things to that man that are illegal in some states.
What are those things again?


This, btw, is Alton Brown.
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