I have NOT sent cards.
I have NOT ordered packages.
I have NOT painted an ornaments for gift tags.
I've NO idea what to get my friends.
In other news this cold is kicking my arse. I'm kicking its arse with zinc and Dayquil, thankyouverymuch.
I was about to post something about xmas but all I can hear are the Peanuts Gang screaming their lines from the other room. WTF.
My mother laughs at my anger as, "My infant is being fussy only because she's hungry! Ha ha! It is nothing /I/ did."
F you, bitch.