I'm dying to see how many out there are defending it as "truth". But I wont bother. It is all just beyond laughable.
Nor will I repost it here cuz Babyhands aint making any appearance in my world.
This Crap AINT NORMAL.
Meanwhile, I think everyone worried about holidays with the family should seat everyone at the kids' table. Pass out crayons, coloring books and cookies. No cursing allowed. Everyone eats off paper plates so no washing up. Anyone starts trouble they have to color a page.
Imagine the only fights being over whose turn it is for the sunflower yellow crayon? "I NEED IT. YOU'RE USING IT ALL UP!"