I LOST MY EVER-LOVING MIND
There are 15 shipments heading my way. 15! After I put stuff back!
Amazon offered to give me a trial of Prime for free. "Free shipping! Free early delivery! Pick your own delivery dates!". I gave it a try.
The option to pick my delivery dates immediately vanished and I now have a full 5 day spread for /each damn package/. Plus the free delivery applied to only 2 items. I saved a whopping $5? in exchange for not knowing when anything will arrive? Terrific.
DO NOT JOIN AMAZON PRIME. Yer warned.
Did I mention delivery people like to just leave my packages on the curb where anyone can take them? Cuz...yeah.