alton_lust (alton_lust) wrote,
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Favorite Jokes

I must tell a joke. I tell these jokes to people just about every day. Have done for MONTHS now and I'm not tired of them yet.

Ready?

How do you make a cat go "woof"?



Light a match





*woof*



I know! It's horrible! But funny. :>


Okay, how do you make a dog go "meow"?
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