"Yeah, it is crazy!"
"They're now complaining that with the advanced wzrning they'll just move the aliens!"
"Oh they already did. They're underneath the Pentagon."
"No. I mean IF there were aluens you'd want them as far away from your military as possible, right?"
"Oh no, they have taken over tbe military and are 8 foot tall reptiles..."
*i backs away quickly*
They are everywhere! Help!