alton_lust (alton_lust) wrote,

Lordy lordy lordy

"You hear about the plan to rush area 51?", i says, laughing.
"Yeah, it is crazy!"
"They're now complaining that with the advanced wzrning they'll just move the aliens!"
"Oh they already did. They're underneath the Pentagon."
"No. I mean IF there were aluens you'd want them as far away from your military as possible, right?"
"Oh no, they have taken over tbe military and are 8 foot tall reptiles..."

*i backs away quickly*

They are everywhere! Help!

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    Tired Not My Cat is not my cat if he prefers the neighbor Side question: How does 1 cat on the bed Manage to make it feel like this?

  • Work W T H ?

    This was just posted for we employees to see We needed this 20 years ago. Even 2 years ago

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