"Oh! I hope they dont keep that fish-eye view. It is making me motion sick.."
Coworker, "What fish eye?"
Me, "On the screen over there."
Him, "I dont see any fish."
"No, the /fish-eye/. The one on the right?"
"What about it?"
"The fish-eye. It is making me motion sick."
"You dont like fish? I dont see any fish."
"No, the /view/. See how the table is all curved in the front? It's not like that in real life, is it?"
'I dont know, I cant see the table from here."
"OMG you work over there all the time!"
"Maybe they changed the table."
*headexplodes from not saying...*
OMG NOW YOU ARE ARGUING! WHY ARE YOU ARGUING?!
You were born in this country, you're the same age as me - you KNOW wtf a fish-eye lens is! It isnt some weird outsider niche knowledge that comes with a secret handshake! Head OUT of arse, thankyouverymuchNot.
It is not just me. Well, okay, it /is/ me as the central theme but people are suddenly arguing with me for no reason!
Which house is Mercury in? O.o