I be Sick sick sick. Still.
Someone asked if I have Flu & I had to think - fever, chills, upset stomach but no congestion? Prob not but maybe the flu shot warded it off? Eh. Doesnt matter.
Except that i could give it to others!
Two hunters out in the woods. One clutches his chest in pain and falls down, not moving. Other hunter frantically calls 911
(You've heard this)
"Help! Help! I think my friend just had a heart attack! He's dead! Oh he's dead!"
The emergency operator takes control of the situation, "Sir, calm down. First, check and make sure he's dead."
"Ok, now what?"