To coworker: "Don't do that."
Cow orker does it more.
Cow Orker does it specifically.
Cow Orker sees big bosses coming and stops.
Big Bosses walk through, "Do not do that."
Cow ORK waits until Big Bosses leave and DOES IT MORE.
Seriously. Dude. Why you gotta be like that? Why you gotta be a dick? You aint got one so you gonna try to be one? I a girl and I know how that ratio plays out. You TINY and you know it!
See this? THIS is yet /another/ woman walking away from you.