"Mermaids are out. Banshees are in. We're gonna wear black, hang out in a bog and shriek to herald the death of those who have wronged us."
shameless, c'est moi.
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the morning the Devil says, "Oh %#&¢, she's up!""
Which I'd like to be but as I try to convince people at work that putting/having/keeping people in charge who LIE is a Bad Thing(tm)...I seem to just come off as childishly anxious about monsters under the bed OR as manipulatively catty.
I'm going to read bad fanfic!