alton_lust (alton_lust) wrote,
alton_lust
alton_lust

I only remember the bad jokes

So this guy is on an airplane and he realizes he's sitting next to the Pope. He's a little startled by this close proximity to His Holiness but tries to play it cool. The Pope looks up from his papers. He asks, "My son, are you any good at crossword puzzles?"
"I, um, I can try, your Holiness."
"I'm stuck," says The Pope,"I need a four letter word for 'a woman' that ends in U N T.
The man is silent a long moment. A very long moment. Then suddenly bursts out, "Why, it is so simple! It must be "Aunt"! A U N T."
"Yes! So simple!", the Pope smiles and nods. "My son, Do you have an eraser?"
Subscribe

  • (no subject)

    Tired Not My Cat is not my cat if he prefers the neighbor Side question: How does 1 cat on the bed Manage to make it feel like this?

  • Work W T H ?

    This was just posted for we employees to see We needed this 20 years ago. Even 2 years ago

  • Real book

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 1 comment