"I'm not wearing those crappy maxi-dresses down to my ankle for the next 4 years!"
It felt a little weird to say I don't like someone due to their religion. But the follow up question I got, "But you don't have a problem with a Muslim as President now??"
yeah, I'm talking to idiots.
Speaking of... same lunchroom, a little earlier...
Me: "Hey, do you have a printer?"
Cow orker: "Yes I do."
Me: "Could you make up a little Happy Labor Day sign to hang in the hall?"
Cow orker: "I don't have the printer on me."
AW COME ON!