It opens and has a thermos AND a tiny toy banana inside. (Yes, I specified it is a toy banana. I know you guys.)
So cute! I HAS A!
Oh yes, my landlord turned off my heat in what I suppose was a subtle hint that the rent is due this week. I want you to know, I may sporatically be a day or so late but I pay in full. Sure, recently I clean forgot and when they contacted me I drove the check out to them as soon as I hung up the phone. I've been a darn good tenant for like a decade. I don't think I deserve to have my heat turned off mid-winter.