"Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last digit of your phone number is the current regeneration you are in. The nearest clothing item to your right is now the most notable item in your current wardrobe. The last person you texted is your current companion. Your favourite word is now your catchphrase."
So...I'm The Dealer. (eesh!) On my 8th regen. You'll spot me in my trademark purple raw-silk shirt. (If we went left it would be a star be-dangled earcuff. Too bad.) I don't have a companion! Or a cellphone. Hmm. Favorite word? Seriously?