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Choices. Choices. What to pick? I've no real preference tonight. Odd, isn't it? I mean there really is an amazing array of songs to pick from. Have you ever checked? Did you even know that Over The River And Through The Woods was a Christmas song? I might post that later. Someday I may make a big song book. Might.

I like this as a silly twisted little jingle. I was going to save it, but...oh well! If you don't know it, imagine it as sung by a sweet 5 year old girl in one of those chirpy little voices. Maybe a toy piano plinking in the background.


There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all night long.
Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
But he never came and it don't seem right.
And there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't make a sound,
But I wish you Merry Christmas.


There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all week long.
Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
And we don't know what we're going to do.
Cause there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't move around,
And it's been a week since Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all month long.
Well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace
Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace.
That there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't talk at all,
And it's been there since last Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all year long.
I'll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year
But my brother says, "He's already here."
And he's stuck up in the chimney
And he doesn't say a word
And he'll be there every Christmas.
And we'll have him every Christmas.

The Chimney Song
by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.

(If you do know the tune - Do you ever wonder where Daddy might be?)
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