alton_lust (alton_lust) wrote,
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SNL needs this

So...I'm flipping channels in the early AM and I come across this infomercial for a weight-loss pill. The happy, white-toothed lady cheerfully tells us that this pill guarantees that 78% of the weight lost will be BODY FAT! Which got me thinking...
What the HELL else is the 22%? BONE? Your hair fall out? Do you loose teeth? Fingernails?

Can you imagine that ad? Imagine the spokes-lady with her hairless, gummy grin.
"I wosssht twentnee fwee pounds and I fweel gweat!"


Avoid those cheaper pills! God knows what will happen!
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