June 12th, 2019


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Long story short
Things one should not say to your boss, much less yell at them (you imagine the all caps though):

"You're a big fan of iZombie, then? Your prefered method of communication is that I knock you down, split open your head with a spade and eat your brains, yes?"


But we do not /say/ it.
If they ate my brains though, boy! would they get a dress down!

Yes. Yes, i explode often, why do you ask?

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You know all the talk about parents having a favorite child (but they never admit it? )

Did you have a favorite parent?

I'm pretty sure we kids were all "yay dad!" because my mother was/is the strict one. She made him in charge of spanking us but that still didnt help her case.