alton_lust (alton_lust) wrote,
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Cell Phone Rules

Your cell phone is a miracle of the modern age. A technological wonder. A TOOL. Your phone is not more important than any and all people who are standing within earshot. (This includes at-the-top-of-your-lungs earshot.) It is physically possible to not answer your cell phone. Cell phones are equipped for this. Pagers are your friend.


The Cell Phone Rules are not negotiable. If you do not understand why these are the rules then you are not allowed to have a cell phone. Please turn yours in immediately to the proper authorities AND apologize.


Cell phones are not to be used AT ALL inside

Restaurants
Buses
Planes
Bathrooms
Movie Theaters
LIVE Theater

An additional note on Theaters. The ban includes ALL text messaging. Turn your phone OFF. Silent is not sufficient. OFF is.


Text Messages are not to be used AT ALL in

The Above Mentioned Theaters
The Company Of Others Who Are Using Their Face To Talk To You
such as
Restaurants
Church
Meetings
Weddings
Funerals
Dinner Parties
Etc
Anyplace Where You Should Be Paying Attention
such as
Operating Any Moving Vehicle


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