alton_lust (alton_lust) wrote,
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There are three reasons people have dogs for pets...

Hyenas are too noisy. Elephants can't fit through the front door and you can't walk a fish on a leash.

What's wrong?
- I bought a camouflage tent.
What's wrong with that?
- I can't find it.

Guide: I never guide hunters anymore, just fishermen.
Hunter: Why?
Guide: I've never been mistaken for a fish.
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    Tired Not My Cat is not my cat if he prefers the neighbor Side question: How does 1 cat on the bed Manage to make it feel like this?

  • Work W T H ?

    This was just posted for we employees to see We needed this 20 years ago. Even 2 years ago

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