alton_lust (alton_lust) wrote,
alton_lust
alton_lust

Bling break

I'm trying really hard to not call anyone out specifically because this is a general observation
Stores, I see your ads for sparkle collars


They are tempting for a bling girl such as myself


But you know what I /dont/ see in your ads?


The CAT
Because we all know that any cat is going to wriggle out of your fashion statement before you can say "Oscar De la GetBackHere!" Your pricey collar is gone gone gone in someone else's lawn ready to destroy their weed whacker.
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    Tired Not My Cat is not my cat if he prefers the neighbor Side question: How does 1 cat on the bed Manage to make it feel like this?

  • Work W T H ?

    This was just posted for we employees to see We needed this 20 years ago. Even 2 years ago

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